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  • gc_chahiye
    07-24 10:02 AM
    Priti..
    How can he get a visa number alloted(I suppose you mean he could have got approval)..NO WAY they can approve a person who applies in June.. Do you think they can approve 485 without Biometrics.NameCheck,Security checks etc.. Please do not provide wrong info and rise false hopes in people who already suffered a lot

    correct, its going to take atleast 2 months even in the fastest cases of 485 approvals. With a March 2003 PD his best hope is that he becomes current again 6 months or so from now and does not get stuck in namecheck




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  • chanduv23
    05-15 10:23 AM
    Trust me your frustration is understandable......

    Guys,

    1. Consultant companies are making money by threatening to withdraw I-140 if an employee leaves the company for a better job
    2. USCIS is already making enough money on these improper denials (I would like to call it white collar extortion)
    3. Attorneys are making money on these cases

    In the end we the immigrants are the losers.

    Please make more noise on these kinds of issues concerned with I-140 withdrawls and I-485 denials, as this is becoming more and more apparent. Write blogs, spread in forums, write news letters. Go to your local congressman's office and make them aware of the situation. My local congresswoman's office is under the impression that my case is unique, but I am trying to convince them that this is wide spread by sending them the links of Ombudsman etc.,

    We need to increase the awareness.

    We do not want to get to a point where we may not utilize AC21 properly.

    thanks

    I agree. Act Act act. If we do not get our acts together and simply share and discuss - nothing is going to happen.

    First thing you do is write to the Ombudsman's office. They are technically responsible to resolve case problems with USCIS.

    In your case, i think, you also have to at the least send an email to the Ombudsman.




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  • DesiPardesi
    07-13 04:43 PM
    Having some samples loaded will help other members in contacting. I agree that personal story will be more effective but atleast we will know format of request.

    Thanks.




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  • sweet_jungle
    04-28 11:00 AM
    As far as I remember, I (from California) was able to renew the license by mail. I did not have to go to DMV. So, these issues about I-797/I-94 needed for DL, are they coming up during a new DL or during renewal of license?

    In California they don't accept any other document for the renewal of your DL other than the new I94- I think someone said I 907 and they are right because I 94 is olnly a portion of the whole page.

    We filed premium for the extension and the company is paying for it, but it still takes 3-4 weeks until the lawyer is gonna prepare the package and send it to us. Unfortunately, I don't have a home country DL that I could use between the gaps and this is a great burden for my husband who has to deal with a very demanding job and take the kids everywhere.

    I feel imprisoned for just wanting a better life for my family and my kids and I don't think the treatment that the legal immigrants get in US is fair. I was a legal immigrant in 2 diffrent countries in Europe and although you might not be able to get blended in the crowd as easy as here, you will be treated with more regard for human rights( like the right to work or to drive).-this is our 7th year here and I can't work.

    Before belonging to a cultlure or a country, we all belong to the humankind, whith the same needs and dreams and people should remember that first - they are not talking about immigrants or legals or illegals or numbers EB3, H1B and other labels, but people whose time is ticking and gets away from them with every second that passes. We are here because this country was build by people like us and we belong here, so please, if someone who was lucky enough to be born here reads this message, consider our situation and let our voice reach the people who need to hear it.



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  • smisachu
    09-13 08:49 PM
    Yes, Can open an LLc or Inc even on H1. Make sure you look at tax laws in your state. A non operating entity also has to pay about $750/yr in Taxes (Varies from state to state) plus file annual reports etc all costing more $$$.

    So think it through before incorporating.


    With EAD ,can you register a LLC/Inc ? Has anyone tried this ?




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  • GCBy3000
    07-06 12:15 PM
    Look at the mistake again

    http://travel.state.gov/visa/frvi/bulletin/bulletin_3266.html

    Effective Monday July 2, 2007 there will be no further authorizations in response to requests for Employment-based preference cases. All numbers available to these categories under the FY-2007 annual numerical limitation have been made available.

    IS THIS A MISTAKE OR REAL



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  • vandanaverdia
    09-12 07:00 PM
    Great work milind123....

    Lets see some more people come forward & contribute...

    GO IV!!! See you in DC!!!




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  • optimystic
    09-10 05:06 PM
    After reading all your comments, I reached to a conclusion

    We all are being fooled and frusturated by USCIS.


    .....


    Lets just wake up for one more time, and do something big, phone calls, faxes does not give us a public exposure, what we need now is public exposure, I have have been saying this for a while but no one seems to give an important consideration. Right now media attantion is in DC, and we can use that in our own advantage.


    Thanks


    How about this -- http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=21421



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  • kalinga_sena
    09-01 11:10 AM
    Landed here on jan 1st, 1998 (F1)
    Survived 2 recessions
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  • mmk123
    05-03 02:09 PM
    Just called offices of the following senators, spoke with the assistants, explained my position and left a message. Most of them have no position yet till more details about the legislation comes in. As details unfold in nearby future, I will actually try to go meet my local senators - they are key for this legislation. Last yr, I had met my local congressman's assistant.

    Senator Scott Brown (R-Massachusetts)
    Senator Judd Gregg (R-New Hampshire)
    Senator Richard Lugar (R-Indiana)
    Senator Jim Webb (D-Virginia)
    Senator Sheldon Whitehouse (D-Rhode Island)
    Senator Amy Klobuchar (D-Minnesota)
    Senator John Cornyn (R-Texas)

    Thanks!



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  • indio0617
    03-09 10:20 AM
    Sen Feingold: Amendment regarding US naturalization...




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  • theMan
    09-10 09:17 PM
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    Sorry, can't make it to the rally due to prior commitments. All the best to all of us.



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  • fruity
    07-23 06:32 PM
    hi fruity..

    we have the same concerns regarding the ds230 approval..

    anyway, i just wanna ask about what you said earlier.. is it true that there are some August scheduled embassy interviews being cancelled? what did those people you know exactly said about this?

    hear from you.. thanx

    Yeah, PD is April 2005 EB3ROW, and its just frustrationg when you see a lot getting their approvals with a much later PD's. He was scheduled for interview in Aug. she already recieved her packet 4 when Aug vb came out and reinstated July VB. I knew that it had something to do with July vb fiasco since he got his packet 4 after July 2. There were no visas left for that time, so AUg. vb doesn't really matter.




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  • lg72
    07-25 08:12 PM
    Here is a bit of background. BEC's have been using a web site named 'America's Job Bank' (AJB) for posting job listings for cases that have not been converted to RIR. Effective 31st July AJB site is being discontinued and a new site named 'America's Job Exchange' (AJE) will become its successor. BECs have already started using this new site. Here is how to check if your job is posted or not:
    1. Go to http://www.americasjobexchange.com/seeker/jobsearch/keyword
    2. In the keywords field, enter the first few characters of your ETA case number. If your case is in PBEC and has a ETA case number such as P-xxxxx-xxxxx, then you would enter either Pxx* or xxx*. Do not enter any hyphen character and do not forget the '*' character at the end.
    3. Choose 'National' radio button and click 'Search Now' button.
    4. You will find a bunch of listings under the company name 'Team Exceed'. This is probably the company to which BEC cases have been outsourced for adjudication.
    5. Play around with different combinations of letters of your ETA case number. You may also click on 'Team Exceed' link on the results page to see a complete list of jobs posted by BECs.

    Have fun

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    Thanks so much, fairboy.

    I will try your steps...



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  • mariner5555
    05-01 03:45 PM
    1. Another reply was If we use All permitted unsed visa, Where would we be in terms of EB visa. His response was Probably china/India Second category will be clear.

    2. According to Him 65% of visa has been used for this year. less amount of visa remain now for this year. We shouldn't expect miracle for this year at least.

    3. Let Join hands together and follow the HSMP people did in UK.
    did he say anything about EB3 ? if u know ..can u share ?




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  • gcmadhu
    12-11 04:24 PM
    Hi Pappu & IV Core,

    Please consider prefilling I-485 option in case if it is not already in one of the IV agenda items. This will give big relief for the folks who missed July2007. I am willing to contribute big time for this.



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  • Ramba
    04-28 11:11 AM
    As far as I remember, I (from California) was able to renew the license by mail. I did not have to go to DMV. So, these issues about I-797/I-94 needed for DL, are they coming up during a new DL or during renewal of license?

    Howz DL procedure in CA for 485 guys? I do not have H1B any my I-94 expired long time back. I have out of state licensce that expires in 2011 only. If I want to take CA DL, will it be a easy process? For how many years they give DL for 485 guys?




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  • Suva
    07-19 02:30 PM
    I think you are wrong. When the application is entered into the system that date is called Notice date. Receipt date would be the date USCIS recieves the application.

    Receipt date is not the date when the application reaches the service center. It is infact the date when your application is entered into their internal system which could be several days after the application has reached the service center.




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  • eb3_2004
    03-11 10:07 AM
    Hi Channj,
    I am facing issues with re-financing with EAD thru Suntrust...Is there a way I can quote u to make the underwriter understand my EAD status....




    Ramba
    10-21 04:07 PM
    How can USCIS can judge the legitimacy of the intent of the applicant - it can be very subjective and depend a lot on the way visa officer interprets. For example how long after six months is considered a "long wait"?

    There will be always some descretionary powers to visa adjudicators but AC21 guidelines and associated memo's are detailed enough to give a clear explanation that once I485 is pending for six months, the applicants underlying I140 is valid (if its revoked or if it is not yet approved) and I485 continue to be processed - as long as the new job is same or similar. One thing that is not clear is the definitions of this same/similar job thing. We all expected some hiccups based on this interpretation. But the rejection of I485 (and subsequent MTR) based on I140 revocation is something that came out of blue and the number of these cases makes it really scary.

    It is tricky. The intent can be proved only by how long the employee has worked for sponsor. If he/she worked considerable period (lets say for 2-3 years in non-immigrant visa (H.L,E) before filing 485 and worked for about 1 year after filing 485) then, it is very easy for the employee to prove his/her intent to have a permanent employment relationship with sponser, if employer try to revoke 140 based on the fact that employee does not have intent. The longivity of the employment relationship with sponser is a great proof. Some people are abusing (by misguidence of few lawyers, as they claim GC is for future job) AC21, without even working for single day with sponser, trying to get GC. USCIS may be controlling that kind of abuse.

    One historical background reason for AC21 is that, in 2000, even though all catagories are "current", INS was very slow in approving 485. The delay for approval of 485 in year 2000 is caused by USCIS poor customer service. It took atleast 2 years for 485 approval, though the visa numbers were continously available for the entire 2 years. Therefore, the AC21 is an incentive for USCIS delay.

    Now, if the visa numbers are continously available (for example EB1, EB2-ROW) USCIS is approving 485 within 6 months, except july 07 fiasco surge. So now AC21 users are only those who suffers in retrogression, not by USCIS administartive delay. That may be the another reason why USCIS becoming hard on AC21.




    jthomas
    08-13 06:50 PM
    Since EB3- I is doomed can I apply for consular processing and move to canada since i recently got canadian green card. I have a EAD and AP and I am in H1B status too.
    Gurus please suggest.

    Maybe if many EB3-I guys would move to another country. Some actions may be seen.

    EB3-I PD Oct 06



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